dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from
by jobimdev · remote · no sign-in to list tools · v1.0.0 · published by GitHub user jobimdev
A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.
4 tools: 2 change things and 2 only read.
Scanned Oct 21, 2026
- Deletes or cancels0Claude Code: deny
- Can't be undone0Claude Code: ask
- Changes things2Claude Code: ask: see these tools
- Only reads2Claude Code: allow: see these tools
No check matched anything in the tool definitions. No finding is not a safety guarantee. How the checks work.
claude mcp add --transport http dopamine-shop https://dopamineshopping.com/mcpTools
Open a tool for its reasons and full description. Descriptions are the publisher's own words, shown as they are.
4 tools
Changes things 2Claude Code: ask
buy'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment).No findings
Why it is in this group
- Nothing in its name or description says what it does, so it is counted as a write.
Description, as the server wrote it 'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.
track_orderTrack a fake order by id.No findings
Why it is in this group
- Nothing in its name or description says what it does, so it is counted as a write.
Description, as the server wrote it Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.
Only reads 2Claude Code: allow
get_productGet details of one product by id (from search_products).No findings
Why it is in this group
- The name "get_product" says "get": a word for reading.
Description, as the server wrote it Get details of one product by id (from search_products).
search_productsSearch the (parody) dopamine catalog.No findings
Why it is in this group
- The name "search_products" says "search": a word for reading.
Description, as the server wrote it Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.
This is not a safety rating, and no finding is not a safety guarantee. The groups and findings come from fixed checks of the tool definitions the server returned on the date shown, not from its code or what it does when called. How the checks work.
Install
Pinned to version 1.0.0. Values in angle brackets are yours to fill in.
claude mcp add --transport http dopamine-shop https://dopamineshopping.com/mcpRun in a terminal.
Claude Code permissions
Allow the reads, ask before a change, deny the deletes. Paste into .claude/settings.json.
{
"permissions": {
"allow": [
"mcp__dopamine-shop__search_products",
"mcp__dopamine-shop__get_product"
],
"ask": [
"mcp__dopamine-shop__buy",
"mcp__dopamine-shop__track_order"
],
"deny": []
}
}Tools that only read are allowed, tools that change things ask first, tools that delete or cancel are denied. It assumes the server is installed as dopamine-shop. Review it before you use it.
